Friday, September 01, 2006

10 things i've learned from kids this week

1. Hitler won the Second World War.

2. Presumably this was after he started the First World War in 1953.

3. He also wore a fetching red cape.

4. Hezbollah is doing AIDS charity work in Africa.

5. The Australian Civil War began in 1878.

6. Vienna is a country.

7. Asia, India and Australia were occupying forces in Germany post-WWII.

8. Captain Cook crashed his boat into the Great Barry of Reef.

9. People from Turkey are not a) Turkish or c) Arabs but b) Turkeys

10. That a man cannot have too many career options.

9 comments:

TimT said...

Hitler won the war? Both wars?

Sounds like you're raising a class of mini-Goebbels there.

Shelley said...

I know adults who would probably agree with those kids - on all points.
Then again, I know rather a lot of adults who say pacifically when they mean something in particular...it's such a pity they don't know what.

Shelley said...

Oh dear, am I am such an ellipsis abuser [oh they ask for it, they do, they do]. I abuse pretty much all punctuation actually - I like to consider it my [cough] fluid and interesting style.

Hitler totally rocked the bunker. [I get the feeling that this comment will, one day, come back and bite me on the arse. Oh well.][Should I go for some kind of irony alert here?][No?][Yes?]

Mister B said...

Fear not nails, I am also a great abuser of the ellipsis... And parentheses... Those three dots say so much.

How long, I wonder, until "Hitler Rocked the Bunker" appears on a t-shirt?

Shelley said...

I may abuse ellipsis but I do not abuse Parenthesis. Parenthesis and I are in love. It's not abuse - I don't want to hear your gaff about unequal relationships...we care for each other, Parenthesis truly loves me - it's not [just] mindless kinky shit! Look, I know you're thinking that I've been beguiled by the beautiful forms that Parenthesis takes but really... (Thank fuck for ellipsis because I really has nothing after that)

I think most people are still a bit weary of that kind of Hitler joke. All the fault of those damn neo-nazis. Really, no sense of humour.

Mister B said...

I think I blame e.e. cummings for my interest in punctuation. And inappropiate use of lowercase.

Parenthesis and I used to have something going, but she's such a tart. At first it was all ( and ), then she went all [ and ] before slipping into < and > until, before I knew it she was going all { and }. I just didn't know where (or who) I was with her anymore. The last straw was her getting into the old double bracketting (as if one tangent [parenthetical tangent, I mean] wasn't enough).

Hm. Think I may be procrastinating marking these year 11 essays...

TimT said...

If you're thinking about having a relationship with punctuation, then you should be careful. They've been abusive in the past; there are rumours that they've been slashing/ and backslashing\ and dashing --- everyone who gets in their way. They leave a permanent mark!? on their victims. Also: you have to watch your colons. Apparently, when you're not looking, they'll put a \ stroke up them ...

#I hope I didn't make a hash of this comment.

Shelley said...

Parenthesis is a chick? Oh. My. Gods.

Oh and what nice editing I do - weary for wary. lol. Slight meaning change...

Mister B said...

What a good English teacher I am, I didn't even notice.

Wise words timt. A warning to those who think they can ever master punctuation. It will always have its way. Luckily, most of my students don't even try.

Hm. Punctuation jokes. Does this denote a descent to new levels of nerdiness? I think not.